Alter-ego Carlos Soicyweiner, III Esquire Develops an Alter-ego

Alter-ego Carlos Spicyweiner, III Esuire vs Alter-ego Theodore Turkilton

So if you've read my bucket list you already know who Carlos Spicyweiner III, Esquire is. If not you can go back and read it if you want. Well that was his first appearance.

BIO:

Lord Carlos Spicyweiner III, Esq is the great great great grandson of Theodore Turkilton, born in the rugged future of the 23rd century

 

Lord Carlos originally ruled over one of the few prosperous civilizations left, Weinerville

But after realizing the inevitable destruction that awaited his people, he decided to travel back in time in an attempt to change the past thus attempting to find his past relative, but under shot the years landing in 1984..

 

While travelling the world with no real knowledge of the past, no money and being exposed to the horrors of 80s fashion and not being able to return home he settled down in San Francsico to become a fry cook and take on his grandfather's name.

In 1986, while working at a Burger King in San Francisco, Theodore attempted to fry both onion rings and french fries at the same time. The self contained thermo-nuclear explosion reconstituted Theodore's brain chemistry to form the man he is today.

Theordore Turkilton now believes he was born in a Chinese Opium den in London. Veteran of the Anglo-Zulu War. Frozen solid while ice fishing in Denmark. Eventually thawed out in 1964 when he moved to America and became a roadie for the Rolling Stones.

 

He's in his now in his early 100's and he sits on his lawn shaking his cane at the young whippersnappers that go on his propertay!

 

He then realizes who he truly is and finds that there was a never a Theodore Turkliton in the past before he came. Thus realizing that he is his own great great great grandfather!

 

*Insert dramatic music*

 

http://youtu.be/a1Y73sPHKxw

 

This is not suppose to make any sense. Bio created by my friend who came up with these alter-egos.